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26

May

Sheer karate.

Carys:
Is that a reference to Karate Kid?
Kajsa (half asleep):
...to erotica?

25

May

Mint and lime… Hmmm…

Mint and lime… Hmmm…

19

May

What to do on a Saturday?

Amend the Wall of Supreme Appreciation. Duh.

What to do on a Saturday?

Amend the Wall of Supreme Appreciation. Duh.

16

May

npr:

This makes my stomach want to hurt. — Tanya
wnycradiolab:

Good morning!  Anyone eating something better than this for breakfast?  Didn’t think so.
(via)

npr:

This makes my stomach want to hurt. — Tanya

wnycradiolab:

Good morning!  Anyone eating something better than this for breakfast?  Didn’t think so.

(via)

12

May

At some point this weekend, Luke, you should come over and we can go swimming! I have brie and party salsa dip and rose jelly from the Pyrenees, among other things!
I really have the best boyfriend ever

01

May

I love tutoring small children.

I love tutoring small children.

25

Apr

Anonymous asked: i believe "humble" and "pretentious" are antonyms.

“Welcome to my blog, a Xanadu for humble, pretentious, philosophical, whimsical, titillating prose.”

I agree with you, and I also believe that philosophical and whimsical are (more or less) antonyms. 

I was mostly referencing the fact that my blog is not only pretentious and philosophical or only humble and whimsical. It’s simply an amalgam of whatever emotions I’m feeling and decide to express through the keys. To think that such diametrically opposed attitudes don’t exist within us all is folly; we are all human, and the only constant is physical, emotional, and spiritual change - from day to day, from week to week, or from year to year. 

20

Apr

Yay! O kjsust verk ut ass pa, mann. That’s Pseudo Swedish for “I just work at a spa, man.
me in my weird conversations with Mimi

19

Apr

Sheer health.

I went to the doctor’s office today to get examined for some neurological mishaps I’ve been experiencing recently. 

For the first time in five years, I can say that my body mass index is no longer in the “underweight” category. Anything below 18.5 is considered underweight, and I’m up to 19.4.

I feel better than ever before, and I haven’t even had my bloodwork done yet. 

Sheerly phallic.

Me:
You're a weiner.
Jerry:
YOU'RE a weiner!
Lauren:
I have penis envy of the Freudian complex!

18

Apr

What are the odds of Maya and me BOTH wearing such similar socks?

What are the odds of Maya and me BOTH wearing such similar socks?

15

Apr

You’re like asparagus: tall, healthy, and passive-aggressive!
Jerry, my wonderfully sarcastic boyfriend

14

Apr

I hate cleaning out my desk. WHY.

I hate cleaning out my desk. WHY.

13

Apr

Dinner with my dad is the best.

Dinner with my dad is the best.

08

Apr

Best study break dance party music ever.